My micro stories are my bastion of sanity against a job that I’ve taken too seriously for a long time. With a maximum length of a single page and taking inspiration from weird book covers I find around the internet, I often end up with some really weird stuff. Pick any one at random and I’m sure you’ll agree.

As a bonus, I am no longer just working off weird book covers. I’m willing to work with any strange picture, hopefully providing you with even more silliness.

Garabge Day (06-20-2013)

4 Life (06-13-2013)

Needs of the Many (06-06-2013)

Funbox Fore (05-30-2013)

Danger Squad! (05-23-2013)

Fiscal Responsibility (05-16-2013)

Monstrosity (05-09-2013)

Real Love (05-02-2013)

Direst of Crises (04-25-2013)

Smooth (04-18-2013)

Man’s Gotta Do (04-11-2013)

The Castrated Heir (04-04-2013)

The Healing Process (03-28-2013)

Cackling Maws of the Void (03-21-2013)

Entrepreneurial Spirit (03-14-2013)

Last Dying Hope (03-07-2013)

Safe House (02-28-2013)

Olympic Material (02-21-2013)

Love Train (02-14-2013)

Inferno’s Pantry (02-07-2013)

Fell Beast’s Fury (01-31-2013)

Noble Endeavor (01-24-2013)

An Unconvincing Masquerade (01-17-2013)

Rule Hard (01-10-2013)

Gentleman of the Old World (01-03-2012)

Foul Fortune (12-27-2012)

Outrageous Claims(12-20-2012)

Dread Owlfruit (12-13-2012)

Dead Words(12-06-2012)

Dew of the Mount (11-29-2012)

Lawman(11-22-2012)

The Battlesheep(11-15-2012)

Exits are to the North and South (11-08-2012)

The Requisite Twelve(11-01-2012)

New Age Thinking(10-25-2012)

A Beautiful Standoff (10-18-2012)

Them All(10-11-2012)

Nice, Bro!(10-04-2012)

When Powers Combine(09-27-2012)

Braced(09-20-2012)

The Unchosen One(09-13-2012)

Edge of Destruction(09-06-2012)

Am I Right, Fellas?(08-30-2012)

Funhouse? (08-23-2012)

Above Our Station (08-16-2012)

Path of a Hero (08-09-2012)

Pinata People (08-02-2012)

Rebellion! (07-26-2012)

Free Payday Loans & Erectile Dysfunction Cures (07-19-2012)

A Good Book (07-12-2012)

Cock Fighting (07-05-2012)

The Deadly Hand of Safety (06-28-2012)

Clinging to Tradition (06-21-2012)

Meanwhile, Backstage… (06-14-2012)

A Spicy Meal (06-07-2012)

A Beloved Pet (05-31-2012)

The Slides of Sacrifice (05-24-2012)

Quiet Life (05-17-2012)

The Few (05-10-2012)

Sports Fans (05-03-2012)

Total Comfort Mech (04-26-2012)

The Deadliest Game (04-19-2012)

Downtime (04-12-2012)

Master of the Custodial Arts (04-05-2012)

The Bloody Sword of Subtlety (03-29-2012)

A Misunderstanding (03-22-2012)

Honking Valley (03-15-2012)

Let It Go (03-08-2012)

No Way Dude (03-01-2012)

A Dangerous Place (02-23-2012)

Road to the Oven (02-16-2012)

The Feelin’ Fine (02-09-2012)

Lethalmetrics (02-02-2012)

It’s The Art (01-26-2012)

Pride In The Uniform (01-19-2012)

Savings On The Last Dance (01-12-2012)

Fit To Print (01-05-2012)

Soothing Song (12-29-2011)

The Hitchhiker (12-22-2011)

COMMAND? (12-15-2011)

Safeguard (12-08-2011)

The Artist (12-01-2011)

Pantsbearer (11-24-2011)

Dark Prince, One (11-17-2011)

Feat of Sensitivity (11-10-2011)

The Ritual (11-03-2011)

Hour Of Triumph (10-27-2011)

Smile! (10-20-2011)

Bestest Pals (10-13-2011)

Call To Arms (10-06-2011)

Totally Rad! (09-29-2011)

In The Year Of Our Lord 20XX (09-22-2011)

Cursed Land (09-15-2011)

The Great Mystery (09-08-2011)

Best In Show (09-01-2011)

Proper Tribute (08-25-2011)

So You Think You Can Conquer? (08-18-2011)

Until Someone Loses An Eye (08-11-2011)

The Filthies (08-04-2011)

A Heartwarming Tale (07-28-2011)

Insert Disk (07-21-2011)

Void Interlopers (07-14-2011)

Will Create For Food (07-07-2011)

Sting (06-30-2011)

The Frat Road (06-23-2011)

Taking Of The Sunbore (06-16-2011)

UNICORN (06-09-2011)

All That Fluid (06-02-2011)

Documentatron (05-26-2011)

Day Shift (05-19-2011)

Pit Fight (05-12-2011)

To Dare Is To Serve (05-05-2011)

Fistful Of Roc (04-28-2011)

Crystal Of Truth (04-21-2011)

To The Max (04-14-2011)

Thirty Minutes Or Less (04-07-2011)

The Animal Within (03-31-2011)

Treasured Guest (03-24-2011)

The Haunting Tune (03-17-2011)

The Mannequin Gambit (03-10-2011)

Pariah of the Pack (03-03-2011)

Practice Safe Raging (02-24-2011)

Crisis of Faith (02-17-2011)

Equality For All (02-10-2011)

Versus The Universe! (02-03-2011)

Take Me Home (01-27-2011)

Exciting Adventures! (01-20-2011)

Sigma Rex Sigma (01-13-2011)

The Price of Failure (01-06-2011)

A Father’s Love (12-30-2010)

Healing Hands (12-23-2010)

Callin’ You Out (12-16-2010)

The Harrying Journey (12-09-2010)

Friendly Competition (12-02-2010)

The Blog Of To-Morrow (11-25-2010)

Office of Fear (11-18-2010)

A Fallen Hero (11-11-2010)

I’a! I’a! Neighbors Fhtagn (11-04-2010)

Saviour of Unreality (10-28-2010)

The Fall of YumYum (10-21-2010)

Guided Tour (10-14-2010)

Go! Go! Saurus’! (10-07-2010)